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Cockadoodledoo by Cathy Waterhouse (Paperback, 2020)

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Title:-Cockadoodledoo Author:-Cathy Waterhouse Format:-Paperback ISBN13:-9781914078279 Language:-English Publisher:-Samantha May Publication Date:-2020 Pages:-398 Pages Category:-Zoology Biographies & True Stories Textbook Condition:-Brand New

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The true story of a female farmer who resorted to drastic measures to pay the bills and buy a new bull. Includes over 45 colour photographs.I am a farmer and praise be to DNA, a woman. In 2005, aged 38 and in dire financial straits, I spent a year as the worlds most disastrously qualified escort, in order to buy a new Hereford bull and reduce the enormous overdraft which my sheep were in the main, responsible for. It was a terrifying decision for a country girl whose raunchiest moment was giving the local farmer's son a hand-job in his milking parlour. I'm sure there are women out there who bounce out of bed of a morning, happy as an Andrex puppy, overjoyed at the prospect of a day of paid sex with strangers ahead of them. I can safely say I was not an Andrex puppy. Performing lewd acts stark bollock naked with a complete stranger who has just handed you GBP70 for the privilege, is about as erotically charged as having a smear test.