No joy, in every sense of the expression
After many years of single life with my cats and bearded dragons, I was recently lucky enough to meet a very lovely lady. Upon spending the first few nights together, I discovered that she felt it necessary to get up in the middle of the night and go sleep in her eldest daughters bed. It turned out (rather to my shock and surprise) that I snore like a factory whistle and almost as loudly. New to me! She was also a little alarmed when I seemed to stop breathing entirely before spluttering back into life with a bit of a start and continuing to honk on causing the bed to shake for all the wrong reasons. Although I am 19 stone, I am also 6'5" and an ex-rugby player so am not especially overweight and I have had my tonsils out as a child which meant a crash diet or a little light surgery would have been no use. The only thing was a websearch, at which point I found this product.
It arrived quickly, the instructions (although written for people with electron microscopes for eyes, the print was so tiny) were clear and easy to follow. Once moulded and cooled, I tested it for a week at home and very much alone to get used to it. The taste and feeling is horrible, the feeling of constant drooling is even more so and the ache in the jaw upon awaking (the bottom jaw is pushed forward a little) became very tiresome, very quickly. Still, when you are in love, you do what you must.
So, last Friday was the big test. We went to bed, in went the mouthguard, several hamster-looking related comments followed and then to sleep. At around 05:30 I awoke to an empty bed and a note saying simply "you know where to find me. Sorry. xxx" .
So much for that idea as it made not the slightest difference whatsoever!
Back to square one I am afraid. That said, it was so uncomfortable and unpleasant to wear, at least for me it was, that I was glad to see the back of it.
Hey ho.
Good luck to all future purchasers!...
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