Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics by Macmillan Children's Books, Macmillan Adult's Books (Paperback, 2014)

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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in-between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course! Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well armed! FOOTBALLER: I think I must have hay fever. How can I stop my nose running? DOCTOR: Tackle it. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day. Why did the millionaire footballer have no bathroom in his house? He was filthy rich.

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PublisherPan Macmillan
ISBN-139781447254614
eBay Product ID (ePID)200537316

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Book TitleFootball Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
IllustratorJane Eccles
AuthorMacmillan Children's Books, Macmillan Adult's Books
FormatPaperback
LanguageEnglish
TopicBall Games
Publication Year2014
GenreHumor
Number of Pages112 Pages

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Item Height198mm
Item Width130mm
Item Weight88g

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Title_AuthorMacmillan Adult's Books, Macmillan Children's Books
Country/Region of ManufactureUnited Kingdom

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  • Stoking filler for my great nephew

    He loves football do he’s going to love it really happy with my purchase

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  • Not bad

    Ok little book, some of jokes not so good and son didn't get a lot of them, he's still only 9.

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  • Good book

    Good book. Bought it as a present for 7year old boy. Some jokes are probably for older boys.

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  • Expensive for what it is

    I was charged £9.00 with supposedly free postage for this book which clearly states on back cover it costs £5.99. Very disappointed as I expected much better quality for the price I paid. Cost should be made clearer if includes postage.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: New

  • Fun

    Bouhg6t for Christmas so not really sure of content. Looks oK.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned

  • Good

    Good

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  • OK and inexpensive! Stocking filler,!

    Fun!

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned