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Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon (English) Paperback Book

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ISBN-13
9780307476104
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ISBN
9780307476104

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Product Identifiers

Publisher
Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
ISBN-10
0307476103
ISBN-13
9780307476104
eBay Product ID (ePID)
77360854

Product Key Features

Book Title
Nightlight : a Parody
Number of Pages
160 Pages
Language
English
Topic
Topic / Men, Women & Relationships, Occult & Supernatural, Form / Parodies
Publication Year
2009
Genre
Fiction, Humor
Author
The Harvard Lampoon
Format
Trade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height
0.4 in
Item Weight
5.5 Oz
Item Length
7.9 in
Item Width
5.3 in

Additional Product Features

Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
2009-279794
Reviews
"Bloody funny. . . . A pitch-perfect spoof. . . . This comedic takedown . . . captures the hysteria of teenage longing and first love with just the appropriate amount of satire and quick wit." - The Observer's Very Short List "Worth every pseudo-bloodsucking, angst-ridden page." - Entertainment Weekly "Mocks All Things Vampire." - The Wall Street Journal, "Bloody funny. . . . A pitch-perfect spoof. . . . This comedic takedown . . . captures the hysteria of teenage longing and first love with just the appropriate amount of satire and quick wit." -The Observer's Very Short List "Worth every pseudo-bloodsucking, angst-ridden page." -Entertainment Weekly "Mocks All Things Vampire." -The Wall Street Journal
Dewey Edition
22
Dewey Decimal
813/.6
Synopsis
A parody of the enormously successful Twilight series, "Nightlight" offers a sparkling, sharp-toothed tale of pubescent vampires and the pasty girl who loves them., About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon 's hilarious send-up of Twilight . Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch Edwart saves her from a flying snowball -Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places., About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of himwhich I assumed was wildly out of his controlthat wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon 's hilarious send-up of Twilight . Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange eventsEdwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
LC Classification Number
PS3600.A6H37 2009

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